I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Randomize
