Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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