If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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