Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
