oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
