Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
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