Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
smell my finger.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
