my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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