i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
there was a trapeze. enough said
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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