My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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