Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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