google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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