some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Come on in and take your pants off
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