You're completely useless in the revolution.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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