is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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