Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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