Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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