Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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