So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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