Nicole vs. Life
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Randomize
