I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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