Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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