i'm signing you up for texting rehab
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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