Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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