its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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