If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
