If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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