turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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