My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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