"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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