Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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