i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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