Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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