Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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