Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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