Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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