Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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