Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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