so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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