My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
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