ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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