He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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