idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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