my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Randomize
