If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
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