he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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