kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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