no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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