and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
where does the pee come out of this thing
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
