Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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