We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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