There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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