Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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