I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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