in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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