OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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