Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
