You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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