You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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